Hoarding gets even scarier in the new film Suffocate.  Sometimes, hipsters can be witty.  JoBlo posts the first half of their Ten Spot on people they’d want to be with them during an alien invasion.  A new archaeological discovery shows that ancient Americans ate everything, not just bison and berries. Charlie Sheen officially gets the boot. Chicago’s Uptown vies to be a new music mecca.  Human androids have been created thus hearkening the end of days.  Or at least creepy dreams about robots trying to steal your soul.

And finally, Discovery had by far the worst headline of the day.