HEAVEmedia is taking the day off for the holidays, since all of you should be out blowing things up and drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon in the name of America instead of being on the interwebs. That said, we wanted to share a timeless message with you, one that takes you back to the summer of 1996, a simpler time when diplomacy involved punching aliens in the face, Randy Quaid would save us all and we were all implored to celebrate our Independence Day.